Subject: Great Screwdriver (Ed wrote this February 20) Like everyone, I'm sure that all your life, you've had a dread fear that some night, The Great Screwdriver would sneak into your room and unscrew your bellybutton. This, of course, would cause your butt to fall off when you arose next morning. But if you just rush out and have the surgery I had, you'll need fear no more, since your bellybutton couldn't possibly be more secure.